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1.10.2005
Nobody speaks proper grammar anymore. I mean, who says Whom? Or is it whom says Whom? The reason why I bring this up is because my aunt Hazel, who is like 85 years old, is a wonderful woman but she told me that I use improper English in my blogs. I said, "Uhh... I don't hardly ever do that." ::waves finger:: "No you didn't," I said to her. She's 85, so when she was teaching English... she's 20 when she's teaching... I'm good at math... so like in 1864... was English even around back then? Weren't they just inventing it? She was probably going around all, "Thine... Thou... Cometh Thou... Thine..." Apparently, I don't feel good... I feel well. Let me tell you something, after a few trips to the well I feel really good. Don't tell James Brown that... he can just feel good. Can you imagine that... "I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL well...." "I know that I shall now..." "So well... UH UH... so well... I have got you." A lot of my favorite songs aren't good English... such as "Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone" Is it supposed to be "There is no sunshine when she is not present" or what? And what rhymes with present? Pheasant? Let's name all of the songs that include the word pheasant.
Yeah. What about the Rolling Stones and their hit "I Can't Get No Satisfaction." They're British! They're speaking the Queen's English. "I Find That Satisfaction is Impossible to Achieve" It is if you talk like that... frusterbated boi [
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