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1.21.2005
People make the mistake of filling up on appetizers... when you go to the fancy parties... weddings with waiters running around with food... trays with food and stuff... going "Would you like a crab cake? An egg role? A pop tart? A pizza? A steak? A quesadilla?" All of this is before dinner... I'm tellin yah, if you want to have a good party, you should serve some really bad appetizers. I went to a party last week and they're really just trying to make things too fancy. The drinks are fancier. The waiter asked, "Would you like a Bloody Mary?" and instead of tomato paste, it came with beef sauce... I'm not kidding... He was really trying hard... "Would you like to try a new Bloody Mary? It's vodka and beef sauce." I said, "No, thanks... I'm having gin and chicken stock." Now they are putting soups in shotglasses. Have you seen this? They'll give you a little shotglass with the soup in it. If you can only drink a shot of soup, then I want my Vodka martini to come in the bowl. The popular food now is carpaccio... the raw... any kind of sliced... well tuna is a popular one... it's a lot like sushi but it's sliced really really thin... you can barely see anything on your plate... it just looks like a pink plate all of a sudden... you can pick it up and see through it... it's really thin and it melts on your tongue like a breath mint... you don't even know if you've eaten it or not... you can get fuller by licking a tuna...
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