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1.23.2005
There's some income I'm missing out on, I'm realizing now... when you're kinda famous, you have a lot of opportunities to make moolah... take Paris Hilton... she's making the big bucks... and she has a new perfume out... that is called, interestingly enough... Paris Hilton - that is the name. I smelled it and it is nice but it smells nothing like a French hotel room... it's very misleading. A lot of celebrities have perfumes... Jennifer Lopez has one called Glow... Britney Spears has Curious... and Colin Farrell has Profanity... so if I had one, it would be a dry, subtle scent and I would call it (speaks softly) "Chris...." But everybodys doing perfume... so I wouldn't do that. So what can I have? I want a line of something that nobody else has... I would have my own line of crutons... because, hear me out, because I love crutons but I can't eat them because they scrape the roof of my mouth. But I can't eat them because they hurt me. Every single time, they scrape the roof of my mouth. But they're delcious, I love them! It's like a dysfunctional relationship. I love them... but they continue to hurt me. I think the person who invented crutons must have worn a retainer and so they never felt the agony. People who eat salad want to eat salad without being in fear all of the time, and for those people, they will now have an opportunity to buy Chris' Soft and Soggy Crutons. I'm not really a chef so I don't know how it could be done but I'm sure it can be done... fabric softener or something... and it's stale bread... how did that ever end up in a salad anyway? Who eats salad and says, "Oh this is delicious but it needs something... you know what it's missing... something old.... something stale." If they don't sale... wuts the worst that can happen? They won't get anymore stale...
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