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1.22.2005
Everyday... we do things that are... well driving, bathing, and eating... we don't even think about them as dangerous... they say you're most likely to have a car accident within one mile of your own house... so what I'll do is park at a friends house and just walk home... I don't wanna risk it. Sometimes I'll even bathe there too. Most accidents happen right in your own home. Eating, which I'm a big fan of, is extremely dangerous. You don't even think about it, but do you know how many people choke on their own food every year? A lot. I don't know the exact number... and if you do, lighten up. Eating is the most dangerous thing that we do and the Heimlich posters are everywhere because they know how dangerous it can be. Oatmeal. You think oatmeal is safe? Nope. It could go down the wrong pipe. Nothing goes down the wrong pipe smoother than oatmeal, except a smoothie maybe. What is the wrong pipe anyway? I really only feel one pipe in my neck. I know there's two... one for air and one for food. I believe the one for food is made of copper. Unless you were born before the 50s in which case it was lead and then you have to change it out. We eat two or three times a day... fish scares me... I'm scared to death to eat fish... especially white fish... delicious, light, flakey, and DEADLY... I see a piece of fish and I bite into it... they say it's boneless... but sometimes you find a little tiny bone... you act like you've just survived a near death experience. You'll pull it out and show anybody who will look. OH! A BONE! I ALMOST DIED! ORDER ME ANOTHER WHISKEY! The safest fish to eat is probably a swordfish... because you can see the sword and you're not going to eat a sword unless you're a sword swallower....I'll tell you the safest fish to eat; the safest fish to eat is chicken. You can see the bones and sometimes you even look forward to them... like wishbones.
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