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12.18.2004
I'm starting to notice... and I don't think it's just me... because when I start to notice, I know you notice too, it's just that I'm speaking for you... things are getting harder. They are actually "improving" things that already work just fine. The other day, and I haven't brought this up before because I wanted the wounds to heal, but the other day I cut myself opening a package that had a razor in it. Not a razor blade but an actual shaving razor and the package was huge... there was no... it was just huge. No tear here to open or easy access anything... just the plastic... and I cut myself on the plastic... I didn't even get to the razor... it was the plastic that sliced my hand... I could have shaved with the plastic... it was sharp and cheaper.. I could have just picked up a piece of plastic somewhere and shaved my face with that. I never got to the razor... by that point, I just didn't care but the razor was your average size... plus they've made them a little bigger... so it's more of a gigantic hairbrush sized razor...what, like that's easier? As if we were slipping to hold the razor before because it was too small? The packaging was about (seriously) seven times the size of the razor. It was enormous... I had to get people to help me carry it to my car. There used to be things that were child proof but now things seem to be adult proof. I can't even open the packaging to this razor blade... I think future generations are going to look back and go "Oh I guess they don't want the same thing to happen to the razors as happened to the clean air and water... oh they wanna make sure nothing gets to those..." The razors have gotten so fancy now, anyway... I remember when my dad used to shave and it was just a single blade and his legs were always silky smooth. He didn't need the fancyness... I remember when they added the second blade and there were two... and that was fancy for a while. Now, there are four blades... all in a row. The first blade picks up the hair... the second blade cuts it... the third blade grabs any stragglers... and the fourth blade is just to let the hair know that there's no kidding around. They have these names... the Enforcer... plus there are male and female razor blades... the male razor blades include the Mach 3... and Turbo... and Outlander... I guess if you cut yourself, AAA will show up to give you a band-aid or something... and then they have the female razor blades that are less manly... they come in pink and there's even one that's called Daisy... and Venus Devine... that's the newest....which I think was actually an exotic dancer in New Orleans. And forbid it if a man uses a woman razor or a woman uses a mans razor... the consequences are totally not known.
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