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12.20.2004
Tis the season of giving and sharing... of germs. You gotta take care of yourself. It's important to take precations and build up your immune system. I'm drinking that new stuff: Airborne. Have you heard of that? You mix it in water. You really can't find it anywhere... it's like the flu shot... everybodys selling out of it. Airborne is like Vitamin C and you put it in water... I mix it with vodka so it's like a screwdriver... Very healthy and I call it the Power Drill. Such a delicious pickmeup. It's the holiday season and so that's where it comes from... it's all "Merry Christmas" and there's a lot of hugging and stuff... You never have "Happy Halloween" and then lots of hugs. Not to mention the kissing... there's a lot of kissing because of the mistletoe... Somebody hangs the mistletoe and then you're forced to kiss a complete stranger under a fungus... nothing is more appealing than that. Plus, have you ever noticed how you great people at Christmas? You give them a big hug while you're saying "How are you?" and then they're like "I have strep throat." And what do you say, "Awww I'm sorry.... and I'm sorry that I have it too now." Some people warn you though... you go "Hey!" and head towards them and they back off and say "Whoa... don't get near me I'm sick" but sometimes they get too descriptive and scare you. "Stay away. I was up all night sweating and sneezing... and I haven't slept in two days... this is the same outfit I wore yesterday... I'm full of germs... by the way I'm your Secret Santa." You can try to avoid them but like when people come to work... that's good I like that... it shows good work ethic... but I'd rather you stay home but no and they're always in the kitchen... touching every mug going "Is that mine?" COUGH COUGH COUGH "Is that mine?" "Oh there's a bowl of M&M's..." "Oh I just want the green ones..." Some advice: wash your hands. But I've realized that it's not really by touching your mouth that you get sick... it's really just your nose and your eyes... so if we were to just wear googles and a noseclip like swimmers... if we all just dressed like synchronized swimmers, we would never get sick. Although I do suppose we could get Swimmer's Ear.
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